Teacher’s Pet
This is from my friend Pam, who has the BEST sense of humor! Thanks Pam! You seem to find a way to make me smile everyday! Mitzi
Teacher’s Pet
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet it’s some flowers!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said, “I bet I know what it is! It’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it wine?” she asked.
“No,” the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
“Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No,” the boy answered.
“What is it?” she said.
“A puppy!”
April 1st, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Thanks Mitzi for shareing that story!! Never ever expected it to be such a gift from a Liquor store. I was thinking as I was reading on a nice bottle of Carmel flavored Baileys etc my taste buds took right off, never expecting a puppy that had an accident, that ended my wonderful taste buds and brought laughter to my day !!! THANKS!!!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:11 am
Thanks for making me feel special by posting some of my funnies and for making me feel part of the family. You are the best friend anyone could have! Best to you always!!!!….
awww thanks Pam, but nooooooo you are…..! Mitzi