It’s true, I was born just North of Pittsburgh PA, but I’m rootin for the Wings!  I’m so happy that these two teams are battling for the Stanley Cup.  The Penguins have had their hard times.   It’s cool to see any team do well from a smaller town that doesn’t have the same funding that  larger cities enjoy.  It’s true, I do root for Pittsburgh in anything…EXCEPT when they play Detroit!   So please don’t call or write me hoping to place a wager on the game, I’m with you….and besides….everyone I know back in the “burgh”  has a buck or two wagered against me…….so if the Wings lose I will be broke!   I’m not worried….. but I do think that tonight is a do or die night for Pittsburgh and they didn’t get to the playoff because they are bad.  It should be exciting!  

 My friend Rhonda sent this…..It made me laugh, no disrespect guys!  Apples & WineWomen are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are  afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re  amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one  who is
brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.

Now Men …. Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and  it’s
up to women to stomp the stuff out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.

Thanks again Pam for sending me something to smile about! I love the shoe one! So true! Mitzi
THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors’ Law
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.

Honestly, I like all of these ….and more….so they might call me Ummmm, crazy!  Today, right now…I’m in the mood for carrot cake. How about you?  Mitzi

If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)! Trust me…this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.